i wish more ppl on the internet would understand that you can disagree with them and not always see it as an attack
STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR
I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it.
Walking into gamestop like fuck i hope they dont make a Reddit post about me being the first girl theyve seen besides their mother in days
To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies
To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words
the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.
I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????
MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT
Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude
thats ol’ salty shoes sam
taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself
me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand
ok same